YOGA - WHAT THE FUCK ?

I attended Yoga class again like the "new age hypocrite'' I sometimes fucking am.

I realised what was wrong with new agers seeing that YOGA is not really a NEW AGE practice but an ancient practice.................................

So, as the Yoga teacher started with her hypnosis....I realised that the reason why NEW AGERS think that being spiritual COMES WITH NO WORK AT ALL is that they want to be constantly DISCONNECTED from reality or their responsibilities.

YOGA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY - YOGA IS NOT THE PRACTICE OF TOTAL DISCONNECTION BUT THE PRACTICE OF STRENGTHENING YOUR CORE BY DETACHMENT TO SEE YOURSELF OUT OF YOURSELF, AND THEN COMING BACK TO REALITY to APPLY THE STRENGTH GATHERED FROM SEEING YOURSELF OUTSIDE OF THE EGO, TO BETTER ADJUST THE EGO IN TERMS OF THE RESPONSIBILITY YOU HAVE TO YOURSELF AND THE WORLD AROUND YOU. 

YOGA is NOT and will never be the TOTAL DISCONNECTION from self-responsibility or the SELF.

NEW AGERS tend to abuse all sorts of spiritual practice, without ever spiritually growing - I have said this so many times it almost feels redundant to repeat same on my own fucking blog.

I was thinking to myself stepping again into the Yoga studio a year after I left there - "here they go again with the NEW AGE MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE?" Quietly laughing at myself for being so stupid actually trying to buy into this crap for the new age hype it is.............

But was I surprised when the ANCIENT PURPOSE OF YOGA gave my EGO a smack and my SPIRIT a lift.

How fucking true is the abovementioned image..log out of the NEW AGE hype and embrace the ANCIENT shit that knows its shit.

GO AWAY NEW AGE, YOU ARE DRUNK - GREED IS STILL ALIVE AND HUNGRY

When you are on vacation, in the year of 2016, at the Ocean, and you just happen to walk into a Bohemian shop full of NEW AGE SHIT, it just hits you:

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE NEW AGE ASSHOLES FOOLING?

The one that owns the shop couldn't stop talking about her "rose bud" as in "asshole", and how well this very EXPENSIVE but cheap cloth covers her ass.

Well isn't that something, what the fuck did she just say?

If she didn't make clothing EXPENSIVE AS FUCK, she wouldn't have had her ASS COVERED, is in the material sense yes?!

Well, While walking through the shop and seeing all the BUDDHAS and other new agey junk that was being sold, I was particularly fixated on the clothing.

I was thinking to myself:

"WELL here we have a LOVEY DOVEY NEW AGE SHITHEAD; SELLING CLOTHES FOR MORE THAN IT IS WORTH; without giving it away for FREE, like a GOOD LOVE AND LIGHTER is supposed to do just to PROVE they are serious about UNCONDITIONAL LOVE for ALL".

My grandmother who went with me to this shop, asked me "Are you still doing yoga"? I told her no, because I want to do my nails each month, and if I have to do both each month, I would have to pay a Thousand grand each month extra.

I mean why aren't these fucks giving YOGA classes for free? Why not teach everybody to have some type of "CHI-"harmony inside of their bodies, why not teach everyone how to breathe for free?

I bought the yoga mat and the clothing, worth 2 times one month's pay for yoga class - and bought the clothing at the YOGA class, still, it hits me now - WHY AREN'T THESE NEW AGE fucks giving these things away for FREE, if they love humanity so much, and want to help all types of needy - from spiritual to financial?

The woman from the clothing shop went on about how she is selling shit on facebook too - clearly this NEW AGE bullshit is just a money making business, more than anything else, it is there to exploit people who wants a "otherworldly" thrill only to get a "worldly thrill".

Going into a new age shop or new age yoga class is just like going to Christian Church - why? Because you pay them money for cheap service.

I found this website listing risks of yoga practice amongst others being that of:

 • 76% of long-term meditators experience psychological disorders -- including 26% nervous breakdowns.
• 63% experience serious physical complaints.
• 70% recorded a worsening ability to concentrate.
• Researchers found a startling drop in honesty among long-term meditators.

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOGA MASTERS LOVE MONEY MORE THAN YOGA

WELL FUCK THAT SHIT

NEW AGE DECLENSION

So I see new agers piss and cry about the troubles of the world, but they won't do shit to make it better.

They would rather moan than make a positive impact around them.

As one of my new agey "teachers" claimed she was a REAL WITCH WITH POWERS, it has been six years since our paths split because of her bullshit - but that is another story for another time.

Anyhow - I was thinking to myself, why not INBOX the bitch on facebook and tell her "stop your complaining about global warming and political mayhem and just wave your magic fucking wand yes?!"

But I had enough self-control to NOT do it and withhold myself from further embarrassment by absolutely not interacting with her.

And the shit you read on facebook "YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH JUST AS YOU ARE"; "God loves you just as you are", "you don't need to change to be loved and accepted" - is all complete bullshit. Why?

I don't know, maybe God didn't put us on this earth to JUST SIT BACK, wait to be loved and respected by DOING ABSOLUTELY fucking nothing. Let's face it, nobody would really love and respect GOD if he was not really an ACTIVE ingredient in their daily living, now would they? If they don't see miracles or experience GOD personally, they will never truly believe.

Point being made - I don't believe for one second, we are here to stagnate, to not better ourselves in any way, to not grow, to not explore, aspire or dream and hope to be something more than what we already are, or how we came here before our "spiritual learning" started to take off on this plane.


I don't agree with such an ideology, to be comfortable and accepting of WHAT YOU ALREADY ARE, by not seeking to improve or grow at all beyond that state of being.

I mean how can people dream of bringing change about when they are not truly willing to change themselves? 

Thing is new agers get stuck in a role playing dilemma, they believe they are different, but do SHIT ABOUT IT, to prove same. For new agers to truly grow, is for them to step out of "role playing" into facing being human, and how that has worked so far. If you constantly think you are better than other humans, you will never see the true sore eating away at the core of the problem.

There is no fucking new age ascension as long as new agers are of the opinion that they are ascended and that others are below them, if they are not willing to meet humanity halfway. Especially not if they continue to think they don't have to change into a REAL HUMAN, before change can come about.

This brings me to my last point in this post - "loving and accepting things as they are"; well who fucked up that saying any more than a delusional new ager or a religious nut hey? As if, let shit happen, sit back and watch, don't get involved, "you are good enough as you are in a state of humanity's overall inertia", being "apathetic" to the happenings around you, because "God loves a spineless human being who can't stand up for an actual cause"... I am ranting, because a new ager and religious person, can't be distinguished from brainless, "lifeless" albeit animated Zombies in my opinion.

I don't know, I just think seeing is believing, people who talk about bringing change but leaving the world the same way they found it, shouldn't be taken serious without serious skepticism. New Agers are like Politicians, preaching about CHANGE, but truly loving the world as it is, by doing jackshit about the things they complain about all day long. 

I mean who doesn't love CO2 that cars emit, without carbon-dioxide plants won't be able to make oxygen for greedy assholes, who live to operate on abuse YOU KNOW... ?! 

(GLOBAL WARMING AND CLIMATE CHANGE PUN INTENDED)

FOR SOME REASON HUMANS LIKE LIVING WITH THEIR HEADS STUCK FAR UP THEIR ASSES, AND NEW AGERS CAN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT - IF THEY DID THEIR ROOT CHAKRAS WOULD BE UNBLOCKED TO COME TO THIS REALIZATION, TAKING THE 360 DEGREE CHI ROUTE DIRECTLY FROM ASS STRAIGHT TO THEIR THIRD EYE CHAKRA.

sorry to break it to ya

DON'T JUDGE NEW AGE GURUS, LEST YOU BE JUDGED

Yes you read the title right.

I received a comment on one of my blog posts written 2 years back.

It inspired me to write this blog post.

I was thinking to myself "I am not judging the new age guru, I am judging myself for being such a fucking idiot believing in their new age shit in the first place!!!"

That is what self-development is all about - evaluating and re-evaluating yourself, your opinions, your past actions. True spiritual progress is being honest with yourself, and growing because of it.

To be a true critic of yourself is to become a true spiritual "master". Unfortunately I cannot say the same goes for these new age gurus, oh sorry supreme conartists. They seem to lack self-awareness completely and therefore leading their followers down the path of a "common purpose of a complete bullshit conspiracy between the consumer/client and provider/guru". Due to excessive delusions of self-grandeur I completely doubt that they will ever face up to bullshitting themselves and/or other people or ever being wrong for that regard.

I read what fucks us up most is the IMAGE IN OUR HEADS ABOUT HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. Therefore making peace with the facts as they are is much better than to fret over how imperfect these common human beings are, they were created to be fatally flawed humans!!!

NEW AGERS PERMANENTLY HIGH ON BULLSHIT,
DRINK THAT LOVELY NEW AGE POISON / LIES ASSHOLES

WHEN THE FUCK WILL NEW AGERS' BULLSHIT CATCH UP WITH REALITY?

uhhhm maybe stop being a bitter housewife, without a job escaping into the cyber-web for release and/or forget on new age forums. Get a job, get a degree, get into the real world, before the galactic federation of lies sucks you in completely.....

new age teenagers please join community programs promising actual progress with society after school hours if you are that fucking bored and have too little homework, AND too much time to troll on the internet without actually developing your mind for future use, frying it with new age crap too soon.

as for the others who have no other reason to be on new age forums, poisoning their minds with new age bullshit, and harassing other people online because of it AND ALSO saving their money to buy new age shit or donating MONEY to a fake JESUS, like the Sananda FROG OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIES... man what the fuck is wrong with you guys? You can kiss him, but he won't turn into a Prince or give you your time and money back -- that is a guarantee!!!

STOP GIVING CULT LEADERS ORGASMS BY BEING STUPID AS FUCK BY KNEELING IN FRONT OF THEIR GODS WHICH THEY IMPERSONATE FOR KICKS

I am sure there is a lot of better ways to use your time and money to make a real difference in life OUTSIDE of the NEW AGE WHIRLPOOL of oblivion.

YOU WANT TO LIVE AND MAKE A CHANGE? LIVE, DON'T WAIT ON A CULT PROMISING YOU LIFE ONE DAY DUE TO CERTAIN COMPROMISES YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE.

NEW AGE HOLLYWOOD - SCARY SHIT

I just saw the movie called "The Invitation" (2015).

It is about a mother and father who grieves the loss of their son.

Each of them tries to deal with their pain in a different way.

The mother seeks unconventional help, seeing joining a cult as the answer to her grief.

The father seems to go on with his life, a desire to not be stuck in the past, he even gets a new girlfriend and abandons the house where he lived with is wife and son before tragedy befell them.

The difference between the mother and father is that the father of the deceased son actually faces his pain, and accept it for what it is and in so doing manages to move on slowly. The mother however gets a new boyfriend, but he only manages to keep her stuck in her past grief.

Thus the mother of the deceased son, refuses to go on with her life or to face her pain in a healthy way - instead she joins a cult where they tell her that everything is pretty and lovely once she leaves this material world and rejoins with her son on the other side.

The whole story ends up being a creepy story told about CULT recruitment.

The mother is led to believe that what they are doing isn't murder but releasing people from the material world to "ascend" in the spiritual dimension, by "inviting them" to a "peaceful culling" - where they are supposed to drink wine laced with poison intended to bring about a "peaceful death", as if just going to sleep in one world and waking up in another.

But the father of the child soon finds out that what these people are doing is some fucked up trick to kill them all, instead of just being invited to a dinner to catch up with his estranged wife who came back from Mexico with new weird friends.

Their plan doesn't work out to kill them with poison, and it ends up in a bloodbath, almost chainsaw massacre style and they all die violent deaths...except for the father and his new girlfriend, but when they made it alive outside of the house of horror which they were trapped in by maniacal cultists wanting to kill them for a "new world in another dimension", they see that the entire town has been recruited by this cult to join in this "culling" for a "new world", but all of them turn into horror houses filled with screams and bloodshed.

BOTTOM LINE: You will get this and see the correlation between new age bullshit, and their belief which they had in 2012 that we were all going to die in the material world and embrace our spiritual bodies in the fifth dimension for a NEW HEAVEN ON EARTH.

I don't know who the director or writer is but damn did it struck a nerve regarding the endless "harrowing" of NEW AGE BULLSHIT. 

PRETTY SHIT, WITH ALL THE GOOD INTENTIONS USUALLY SINISTER SHIT TURNING NASTY. 

This is exactly what the NEW AGE MOVEMENT is all about PERVERSION OF SPIRITUAL REALITIES AND UNDERSTANDING.

fuck the intergalactic federation of lies and their mission standing for the absolute destruction of minds 

a "zombiepocalypse" is what these retards really want

NEW AGE WAVES OF INDIGO CHILDREN

Children are born with a greater awareness these days?

Highly doubtful, but that is what the new age nutters would like you to believe that in each passing age or new wave of awareness, souls are born with a greater capacity for mental awareness or spiritual consciousness.

If children were born with a greater awareness since the 90s why do they turn out to be hateful, judgmental assholes? Or couch potatoes, who believe that the world will change by itself? Or drug addicts plagued by trauma and personal trauma? Deadbeat daddies?  The list goes on an on ... the longer you live outside of the new age bubble, the clearer you see that throughout the ages nothing changes, humanity stays the same - - the same sorrows and unresolved problems prevails.

FUCK TEENAGERS - WHY? THESE SHITHEADS ARE ALL THE SAME - CAUGHT UP IN ATTITUDES OF ADULT CHILDREN.

AND NOW, AS ALWAYS,  WE HAVE A SOCIETY BRINGING UP LITTLE NARCISSISTS TO SET FORTH THE CULTURE OF SOCIOPATHY - PEOPLE WHO LIE TO THEMSELVES AND OTHERS. REINCARNATION IS SUPPOSED TO BREAK KARMIC TOXICITIES AND NOT SET IT FORTH.

YEAH SUCK ON THE LAST PICTURE NEW AGE FUCKERS!!!
IF SOULS ARE BORN WITH GREATER AWARENESS NOW, WHY ARE THEY BECOMING TEENAGE ISIS TERRORISTS?
THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WITH HUMANITY!!!!
I WILL END THIS POST WITH A "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"

NEW AGERS AND QUANTUM PHYSICS

I am getting sick of people quoting new age shit without actually living up to it.

For instance, this "we are all one, all energy is connected..." - type of crap they post on their facebook pages or on any other online forum trying to test the patience of people seeing right through their bullshit.

I have a question for these assholes - if everything is one, where the fuck is your respect for your fellow man? Until they actually put action to their words, and love others as they love themselves, they will continue to be nothing but irrelevant clowns.

To me quoting new age terminology is like making a narcissistic offer of manipulation - the fool who chooses to fall for it, wishes to be flattered by the lies of a charismatic conartist.

This not said out of jealous insecurity - but the fact that I have been on the receiving end of such bullshit. When you are gullible and setting out to explore the world, you usually go at it with an open heart instead of an open mind, only after the experience of an open heart being victimized does the mind truly open.

So these new age shits, gets hundreds of comments on their facebook page telling them what BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE these fuckers are, exactly falling into the conartist's motherfucking trap.

Seemingly these blind followers of new age "gurus" don't think they are beautiful themselves or have the savvy to inspire themselves. This type of unawareness of self-empowerment is then left open to be exploited by hungry as fuck NEW AGE WOLVES in sheep's clothing.

Let's get back to the point of their claims of "loving" others as themselves, or the whole Namaste claptrap being used to lure in unsuspecting  victims to play their wicked mind games. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU LOVE ANOTHER AS YOURSELF IF YOUR ONLY AIM IS TO EXPLOIT AND BULLSHIT THEM? 

With the above said, if we apply new age reasoning - if you love someone in that way, then you like to be consistently BULLSHITTED, manipulated and conned yourself. As if being a slave to your own fucking lies, because that shit is just to good to give up, these self-delusions believed is like a drug to a new age "guru"... the drug is then fueled or strengthened by the fact that other assholes buy into their delusions of self.

These retards don't operate from a stance of self-knowledge or self-awareness, therefore they aren't close to being real spiritual teachers.

BOTTOMLINE: IF THERE ARE REAL ANGELS OUT THERE, THESE FAKERS BETTER WATCH OUT, THEIR JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING, MAYBE NOT IN THIS DIMENSION, BUT MAYBE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION OF EXISTENCE OR A NEXT LIFE OF REINCARNATION. AFTER ALL THE ROAD TO HELL IS ALWAYS PAVED BY GOOD INTENTIONS.

PS: KEEP IN MIND - "hell is full of good meanings, but heaven is full of good works".

AND NOW FOR A NEW AGE BULLSHIT GENERATOR 

LAUGH:

"Self power embraces the barrier of brains" _

COOL HIPPIES DO WEED

Apparently if you want to be part of the cool kids aka HIPPIE NEW AGE SQUAD, you have to be an established weedhead.

Their reasoning about what HIPPIE means pretty much goes like this "YOU POST SO MUCH HIPPIE STUFF ON YOUR FACEBOOK, YOU MUST ALSO HAVE A DRUG DEALER AND SMOKE WEED, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FOR IDENTIFYING AS HIPPIE BUT NOT BEING A DRUG USER?"

Yes you read that right, being a HIPPIE to a "fumegated" mind [pun intended] practically has nothing to do with TRUE SPIRITUALITY, SPIRITUAL AWARENESS OR A TRUE SENSE OF ENLIGHTENMENT AND GROUNDEDNESS.

They constantly seek to abuse any sort of substance to ZONE THE FUCK OUT. To incapacitate themselves in such a way that escapism is their only ANSWER to COPE with something called "BAD OLD LIFE".

They literally use WEED to REWIRE their brain into making them think that being A SPINELESS AND UNPRODUCTIVE member of the community is the only way to be PART OF THE COMMUNITY - OR TO RATHER SURVIVE "NOT REALLY DEALING" with the reality of society and the effects thereof on their "psyche".

Because if you are SOBER MINDED, society hands you a SHITBUCKET of lessons and obstacles to overcome, to not only learn how to deal with difficulties in a healthy way but also to make you grow as person. To increase your wisdom and mental maturity through RAW LIFE experiences.

RAW LIFE EXPERIENCES is simply not the cup of tea for these VAPED OUT new agers - no, they practically put their life on a hiatus [hold] by constantly being on some type of trip to AVOID REALITY. Using drugs and escapism as an anesthetic to run away from the challenges and true fruits that it has to offer, when faced bravely and SOBER headed.


I believe it is a misconception to CONNECT THE WORD "HIPPIE" WITH DRUG ABUSE - to me being a HIPPIE was always about challenging society's norm. These "weed vapers" are like people who use religion as an excuse NOT TO DEAL WITH THEIR OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS, oh leave it to JESUS, one day JESUS WILL FUCKING COME and take my pain away. NO!!! JESUS WON'T FUCKING HELP ANYONE WHO DON'T WANT TO HELP THEMSELVES FIRST. 

SO THE NEW AGE FUCKTARDS smoke WEED to dream about aliens and shit, that is someday going to come down from the HEAVENS and save them, because they are TOO HIGH to function and THEREFORE UNABLE think for themselves on HOW TO SORT OUT THEIR OWN SHIT - MEANING they don't want to SORT OUT THEIR OWN SHIT, THEY RUN FROM THEIR PERSONAL SHIT. How is that any indication of a person who is "enlightened"?

NO TRUE FREE SPIRIT WOULD ABUSE DRUGS - IN ORDER TO SUPPRESS THEIR EMOTIONAL STATE MORE. These fuckers are truly living in fear of themselves, and POISON their bodies to DROWN THEIR DEMONS, instead of facing them.

I don't see how someone can claim to be OPEN MINDED, when they use drugs TO AVOID THEMSELVES AND THE WORLD AROUND THEM.

NEW AGERS FUCK UP A LOT OF THINGS - AND ONE OF THEM INCLUDES FUCKING UP THE WORD "HIPPIE", BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE SPINELESS AND AFRAID OF THEIR "DARK SIDES". ONLY COOL PEOPLE AVOID THEMSELVES - YEP SOUNDS LIKE THE COMMUNAL PSYCHOSIS OF SOCIETY RIGHT THERE. SELF-KNOWLEDGE AINT' ON THE MENU OF "spiritual things to do".

when you want to tell a new age fucktard that they ain't growing younger and need to get their shit together but they are too high in the moment to give even one fuck
I believe the new age is all part of some social agenda to TELL KIDS it is okay to have no direction in life, to have no fucking dreams you know, just to sit on the porch high as a peg all day... waiting for the WORLD to fix your SHIT FOR YOU instead of GOING OUT INTO THE WORLD and making a REAL DIFFERENCE. NEW AGERS ARE PROBABLY PART OF A "ZOMBIFIED NATION AGENDA". Willfully being paralyzed by BULLSHIT in order to AVOID DEALING WITH (AND CLEARING OF) MATERIAL BULLSHIT TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST PICTURE TO THIS POST - A BOHEMIAN DOES NOT TRAVEL WITH THE CROWD, DOING DRUGS DOES NOT MAKE YOU STAND OUT. *SHAKES MY HEAD*

ONCE AGAIN THE MOTTO: "I DON'T WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY LIFE" FAILS TO IMPRESS SMART PEOPLE.

DON'T TELL PEOPLE YOU USE DRUGS TO "RELAX" WHEN YOU ONLY USE THEM TO ESCAPE - RELAXING YOURSELF OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMNED MIND. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

I JUST DON'T SEE what real difference these fuckers can make in the world, when being grounded and not willing to embrace the sacred masculine is the only thing on their AGENDA. Feeding and exercising the INTELLECT is just not for them it seems. BUT WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO OVERDOSE ON DRUGS, they suddenly want a doctor, or when they are rotting in jail for DRUG POSSESSION or DRUG DEALING they suddenly want a LAWYER to help them.

LIKE GHOSTS THEY DESIRE TO BE - NOT PART OF THIS WORLD THAT THEY PURPORTEDLY WANT TO "CHANGE" WITH ALL THEIR ALIENS AND FAIRY FLUFF.

It makes a whole lot of sense why the USA wants to LEGALIZE DRUGS - to incapacitate its CITIZENS MORE, to make TURN them into WASHED UP human beings, who won't have to grit to effect CHANGE when the WORLD POWER rules their lives. DRUGGED CITIZENS ARE AFTERALL EASIER TO CONTROL AND BULLSHIT, BECAUSE THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AROUND THEM. 

THERE CAN BE NO TRUE LEADERS BORN OUT OF SUCH A CULTURALLY FUCKED GENERATION, THAT CAN SO EASILY BE MINDFUCKED WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD, SINCE MINDFUCKING THEMSELVES SEEMS TO COME NATURALLY TO THEM.

These SELF-DRUG INDUCED "HIPPIES" are no true rebels and thinkers, and their main goal is to self-destruct, to vanish into the outskirts of psychological oblivion. The joke is on them, and I'd rather not say "WELL PLAYED SOCIETY!!!"

PS: I DON'T DO DRUGS, BUT THANKS FOR ASKING. I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM YOUR ARROGANCE. DO YOU REALLY THINK USING DRUGS MAKES YOU LOOK COOL AND POWERFUL? OR DOESN'T IT REALLY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE TWAT WHO ARE UNABLE TO COPE WHEN SHIT GETS REAL?! 

NEW AGE BULLSHIT - ASTROLOGY FRAUD

A while back I saw a link on facebook, saying get your free astrology reading within 24 hours.

What was strange first of all, was the fact that this guy makes a video right, but he hides his name and practice as astrologer under a false name due to previous harassment incidents. Now why in the hell would someone harass a credible astrologer? Ask yourself that by asking yourself why anyone would troll a new age con? Is this guy, and the rest of his team, clowns or clones of previous cons?

You fill out your personal details on the website, as in Date of Birth, time of Birth and of course the email address, that they ultimately use to spam you with more than giving actual guidance.

This is the first email I received after giving my email address to the Con-site, and they kept spamming me three weeks on:

And then the following email immediately after arrived in my inbox, note the EMPHASIS ON BETTERING YOURSELF, as if you are so completely lost and fucked up, you are nothing without the services of these assholes:

Hello Again!
Thank you for the reply! My name is Alex and I work with Adrian Duncan as his assistant. We are so excited that you have made the choice to seek answers and cannot wait to show you all that Astrology has to offer. It truly excites us to be able to help people like you better themselves, and provide them with insight through the use of Astrology. 

When you do get your reading, carefully read it over, and give yourself the opportunity to reflect on what is being said. You’ll be surprised at how much of one’s-self we truly fail to notice until we actually take a chance to think about it. From all of us at Astrology Answers, congratulations! We can’t wait to begin this new journey with you! May your day be filled with happiness.

Then I waited like a giddy schoolgirl for 24 hours to receive the long awaited report, about how fucked I am, letting me know in clear words that I WOULD SERIOUSLY FUCK UP MY LIFE IF I DO NOT ORDER HIS ASTROLOGICAL GUIDE RIGHT NOW, and a series of emails ensued telling me how EVIL I AM for not making use of his most benevolent SERVICES, about HOW IT SHOCKS HIM DEEPLY that I cannot MAKE IMPORTANT CHOICES [ like giving up my bank details to a conartist] DURING A CRUCIAL PERIOD In my life. cry me a fucking river!!!!!

Here is parts of the email I received upon receipt of the free reading:

-:: Important ::-Your Zodiac Reading has been prepared, and in doing so there has been some important information for you to uncover.

Unless you have time to actually read through this email and absorb what it is that I'm trying to tell you, please come back to it later.

Mark it as important, put it away, and carry on doing whatever it is you are busy doing.
Even though it's important, I do need your attention - and I would much rather you read it and absorb it later than softly skim it now.

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Now, only if you're REALLY with me, please read carefully:
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...the fact you came to request a personal Zodiac Reading from me is a clear indication that there is something “at play” in your charts which is driving you to seek guidance in preparation for a big change that is to take place in your life.

I'm prepared to help you through this change by providing the level of guidance you would come to expect from a friend with my skills.

It is crucial to live “in sync” with your natural astral energy flow.

It is quite possible that you are not... and that you’ve basically been swimming up-stream against the currents which govern your physical life here on earth.

You may have noticed this a while ago, but the obstacles and challenges you face are now becoming too much to ignore...

Which is why you were drawn to requesting a sample Zodiac Reading from me yesterday.

...consider this, you may be about to enter a BIG period of change in your life - whether you're prepared for it or not does not matter, but that's where I can help you.

I don't want to go in depth in this email since a detailed analysis of your chart has already been prepared on the page I have provided below...
So please, follow this unique link right now and read on:

Your Astrologer,Adrian
P.S. This “change” may well be something you have been ready for, for a very long time. Isn’t that true? And isn’t it about time the fog you have been drifting through lifted, to unveil the path you need to take? I think so. And I think you do as well.

I have put the phrases that should raise your suspicion in italics, bolded it and underlined it, look at the wording. Suddently he is your most trusted friend, suddenly he claims to be YOUR ASTROLOGER, YOUR GOD, YOUR SPIRITUAL MASTER who you can do nothing without. Typical new age guru bullshit right here.

Then I did a Little digging - the free readings are automatically generated, and everyone receives the same report and apparently ADRIAN WAS ONCE A FEMALE, due to the fact that a scam artist claiming to be a woman was playing the exact same con long before he did. Apparently Astrology answers are on a serious FBI watch too.  

Apparently there is a code of Astrologer Ethics that these conartists regularly contravene for the thrill of exploiting DUMB AS FUCK PEOPLE. Abusing a position of Trust is no problem for these cons.

If you look at the code of Ethics, it is like four sentences long, like what the actual fuck? Is that all? I am sure doctors or lawyers only had to learn a four sentence code of ethics to really understand the importance of their work. NOT IN HELL, OF COURSE THEY DID NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!! So based on a four sentence code of ethics, any astrologer can be a scammer basically, because there is no substance to a FOUR SENTENCE CODE, for fucks sakes. There are just too many loopholes to abuse in THAT EMPTY CODE!!!

All they care about is you paying them, not about you actually being functional in the material world, or actually realizing your dreams or goals. Scammers and fraudsters just don't play like that. And once they have your banking details, serious shit can go down! DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR BANK DETAILS. BLOCK THEIR EMAIL ADDRESS FROM YOUR GMAIL, ASAP, MARK THEIR EMAILS AS SPAM!!! I don't believe mere unsubscribing will make them go away. 

And these FAKE READINGS come at very HIGH PRICES, not just a TERRIBLE MINDFUCK, but also a CRIMINAL FUCK OUT OF YOUR SAVINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN USED FOR SOMETHING MORE BENEFICIAL, LIKE buying yourself underwear or milk for your baby.

These readings are just as Expensive as DOREEN VIRTUE'S claptrap books, that truly amount to nothing but a self-induced mindfuck and/or hypnotism without any true beneficial results. Three Hundred dollars for an ASTROLOGICAL GUIDE that will tell you what to do for the rest of your year, step by step, because you are apparently TOO DUMB to do shit by yourself or to make your own god damn choices. FOR FUCKS SAKES. These retards reached the wrong inbox!!!!!!!!!


And then trying for three weeks after delivering your 'free reading' to coerce you to make use of their services because YOU ARE APPARENTLY SUCH A UNIVERSAL FUCK UP without THEM ROBBING YOU BLIND. Like you need to hand over your money to them BECAUSE THEY NOW INSTATED THEMSELVES  AS GODs over YOUR LIFE. NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!

THERE WAS A LINK HERE - TO A SOME GUIDE TO REAL ASTROLOGERS - THIS WAS REMOVED AS THE AUTHOR THEREOF, DESPITE IT BEING LINKED TO HER BLOG COMPLAINED ABOUT COPYRIGHTS - NOTE THE COMMENT SECTION HEREOF. I personally have difficulty telling the real from the fakes, when materialism is the main concern in these types of communities. Even though I get a free astrology reading every day, which is sometimes on the dot, I am starting to question whether that is not self-induced brainwashing to push you through the day when you think it is a GOOD message for the day. Astrology has its perks, testing the mind and how it reacts, but when astrologers call each other out, it is something new to think about. In the end people would believe whatever, the only thing that remains intact and should really be listened to at the end of the day, is HEALTHY COMMON SENSE AND LOGIC.

If you watch the fraudster's youtube or intro video you would quickly think, awww this man is the shit, he does free readings because he wants to make the world a better place. NO THAT IS NOT THE CASE AT ALL, he tries to coerce you after "a fake free reading" to BUY MORE FAKE SHIT to PROVIDE YOU WITH A COLOSSAL NEW AGE MINDFUCK, 

I am not going to post all the spam emails trying to convince me to buy into this bullshit, because I believe the image is pretty much clear. This is apparently their tactic, try for weeks after giving you your "fake reading" TO TRY AND COERCE YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR BANK DETAILS TO THEM, AND GIVING THEM UNDESERVED PAYMENT FOR FRAUDULENT SERVES.

ON A LAST NOTE: DO YOU WHO BUY INTO NEW AGE BULLSHIT EVEN KNOW THE DEFINITION OF FRAUD?

IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT FRAUD IS: WELL IT IS A FUCKING CRIMINAL ACT, NOTHING BUT A CRIME COMMITTED BY A PREDATOR TARGETING AND EXPLOITING AN UNKNOWING  VICTIM!!!

GET EDUCATED BECAUSE THE NEW AGE ISN'T ALL LOVE AND BUTTERFLIES BUT A MULTI-DOLLAR SCAM INDUSTRY!!!

PS: THERE IS NO EASY PATH TO SUCCESS AND RICHES, AND EVERYONE HAS TO WALK THEIR PATH OF PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT ALONE, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A PUPPET TO AN ALREADY FAILED HUMAN BEING'S AGENDA ON HOW TO RUN YOUR LIFE.