YOGA - WHAT THE FUCK ?

I attended Yoga class again like the "new age hypocrite'' I sometimes fucking am.

I realised what was wrong with new agers seeing that YOGA is not really a NEW AGE practice but an ancient practice.................................

So, as the Yoga teacher started with her hypnosis....I realised that the reason why NEW AGERS think that being spiritual COMES WITH NO WORK AT ALL is that they want to be constantly DISCONNECTED from reality or their responsibilities.

YOGA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY - YOGA IS NOT THE PRACTICE OF TOTAL DISCONNECTION BUT THE PRACTICE OF STRENGTHENING YOUR CORE BY DETACHMENT TO SEE YOURSELF OUT OF YOURSELF, AND THEN COMING BACK TO REALITY to APPLY THE STRENGTH GATHERED FROM SEEING YOURSELF OUTSIDE OF THE EGO, TO BETTER ADJUST THE EGO IN TERMS OF THE RESPONSIBILITY YOU HAVE TO YOURSELF AND THE WORLD AROUND YOU. 

YOGA is NOT and will never be the TOTAL DISCONNECTION from self-responsibility or the SELF.

NEW AGERS tend to abuse all sorts of spiritual practice, without ever spiritually growing - I have said this so many times it almost feels redundant to repeat same on my own fucking blog.

I was thinking to myself stepping again into the Yoga studio a year after I left there - "here they go again with the NEW AGE MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE?" Quietly laughing at myself for being so stupid actually trying to buy into this crap for the new age hype it is.............

But was I surprised when the ANCIENT PURPOSE OF YOGA gave my EGO a smack and my SPIRIT a lift.

How fucking true is the abovementioned image..log out of the NEW AGE hype and embrace the ANCIENT shit that knows its shit.

GO AWAY NEW AGE, YOU ARE DRUNK - GREED IS STILL ALIVE AND HUNGRY

When you are on vacation, in the year of 2016, at the Ocean, and you just happen to walk into a Bohemian shop full of NEW AGE SHIT, it just hits you:

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE NEW AGE ASSHOLES FOOLING?

The one that owns the shop couldn't stop talking about her "rose bud" as in "asshole", and how well this very EXPENSIVE but cheap cloth covers her ass.

Well isn't that something, what the fuck did she just say?

If she didn't make clothing EXPENSIVE AS FUCK, she wouldn't have had her ASS COVERED, is in the material sense yes?!

Well, While walking through the shop and seeing all the BUDDHAS and other new agey junk that was being sold, I was particularly fixated on the clothing.

I was thinking to myself:

"WELL here we have a LOVEY DOVEY NEW AGE SHITHEAD; SELLING CLOTHES FOR MORE THAN IT IS WORTH; without giving it away for FREE, like a GOOD LOVE AND LIGHTER is supposed to do just to PROVE they are serious about UNCONDITIONAL LOVE for ALL".

My grandmother who went with me to this shop, asked me "Are you still doing yoga"? I told her no, because I want to do my nails each month, and if I have to do both each month, I would have to pay a Thousand grand each month extra.

I mean why aren't these fucks giving YOGA classes for free? Why not teach everybody to have some type of "CHI-"harmony inside of their bodies, why not teach everyone how to breathe for free?

I bought the yoga mat and the clothing, worth 2 times one month's pay for yoga class - and bought the clothing at the YOGA class, still, it hits me now - WHY AREN'T THESE NEW AGE fucks giving these things away for FREE, if they love humanity so much, and want to help all types of needy - from spiritual to financial?

The woman from the clothing shop went on about how she is selling shit on facebook too - clearly this NEW AGE bullshit is just a money making business, more than anything else, it is there to exploit people who wants a "otherworldly" thrill only to get a "worldly thrill".

Going into a new age shop or new age yoga class is just like going to Christian Church - why? Because you pay them money for cheap service.

I found this website listing risks of yoga practice amongst others being that of:

 • 76% of long-term meditators experience psychological disorders -- including 26% nervous breakdowns.
• 63% experience serious physical complaints.
• 70% recorded a worsening ability to concentrate.
• Researchers found a startling drop in honesty among long-term meditators.

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOGA MASTERS LOVE MONEY MORE THAN YOGA

WELL FUCK THAT SHIT

NEW AGE DECLENSION

So I see new agers piss and cry about the troubles of the world, but they won't do shit to make it better.

They would rather moan than make a positive impact around them.

As one of my new agey "teachers" claimed she was a REAL WITCH WITH POWERS, it has been six years since our paths split because of her bullshit - but that is another story for another time.

Anyhow - I was thinking to myself, why not INBOX the bitch on facebook and tell her "stop your complaining about global warming and political mayhem and just wave your magic fucking wand yes?!"

But I had enough self-control to NOT do it and withhold myself from further embarrassment by absolutely not interacting with her.

And the shit you read on facebook "YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH JUST AS YOU ARE"; "God loves you just as you are", "you don't need to change to be loved and accepted" - is all complete bullshit. Why?

I don't know, maybe God didn't put us on this earth to JUST SIT BACK, wait to be loved and respected by DOING ABSOLUTELY fucking nothing. Let's face it, nobody would really love and respect GOD if he was not really an ACTIVE ingredient in their daily living, now would they? If they don't see miracles or experience GOD personally, they will never truly believe.

Point being made - I don't believe for one second, we are here to stagnate, to not better ourselves in any way, to not grow, to not explore, aspire or dream and hope to be something more than what we already are, or how we came here before our "spiritual learning" started to take off on this plane.


I don't agree with such an ideology, to be comfortable and accepting of WHAT YOU ALREADY ARE, by not seeking to improve or grow at all beyond that state of being.

I mean how can people dream of bringing change about when they are not truly willing to change themselves? 

Thing is new agers get stuck in a role playing dilemma, they believe they are different, but do SHIT ABOUT IT, to prove same. For new agers to truly grow, is for them to step out of "role playing" into facing being human, and how that has worked so far. If you constantly think you are better than other humans, you will never see the true sore eating away at the core of the problem.

There is no fucking new age ascension as long as new agers are of the opinion that they are ascended and that others are below them, if they are not willing to meet humanity halfway. Especially not if they continue to think they don't have to change into a REAL HUMAN, before change can come about.

This brings me to my last point in this post - "loving and accepting things as they are"; well who fucked up that saying any more than a delusional new ager or a religious nut hey? As if, let shit happen, sit back and watch, don't get involved, "you are good enough as you are in a state of humanity's overall inertia", being "apathetic" to the happenings around you, because "God loves a spineless human being who can't stand up for an actual cause"... I am ranting, because a new ager and religious person, can't be distinguished from brainless, "lifeless" albeit animated Zombies in my opinion.

I don't know, I just think seeing is believing, people who talk about bringing change but leaving the world the same way they found it, shouldn't be taken serious without serious skepticism. New Agers are like Politicians, preaching about CHANGE, but truly loving the world as it is, by doing jackshit about the things they complain about all day long. 

I mean who doesn't love CO2 that cars emit, without carbon-dioxide plants won't be able to make oxygen for greedy assholes, who live to operate on abuse YOU KNOW... ?! 

(GLOBAL WARMING AND CLIMATE CHANGE PUN INTENDED)

FOR SOME REASON HUMANS LIKE LIVING WITH THEIR HEADS STUCK FAR UP THEIR ASSES, AND NEW AGERS CAN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT - IF THEY DID THEIR ROOT CHAKRAS WOULD BE UNBLOCKED TO COME TO THIS REALIZATION, TAKING THE 360 DEGREE CHI ROUTE DIRECTLY FROM ASS STRAIGHT TO THEIR THIRD EYE CHAKRA.

sorry to break it to ya

DON'T JUDGE NEW AGE GURUS, LEST YOU BE JUDGED

Yes you read the title right.

I received a comment on one of my blog posts written 2 years back.

It inspired me to write this blog post.

I was thinking to myself "I am not judging the new age guru, I am judging myself for being such a fucking idiot believing in their new age shit in the first place!!!"

That is what self-development is all about - evaluating and re-evaluating yourself, your opinions, your past actions. True spiritual progress is being honest with yourself, and growing because of it.

To be a true critic of yourself is to become a true spiritual "master". Unfortunately I cannot say the same goes for these new age gurus, oh sorry supreme conartists. They seem to lack self-awareness completely and therefore leading their followers down the path of a "common purpose of a complete bullshit conspiracy between the consumer/client and provider/guru". Due to excessive delusions of self-grandeur I completely doubt that they will ever face up to bullshitting themselves and/or other people or ever being wrong for that regard.

I read what fucks us up most is the IMAGE IN OUR HEADS ABOUT HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE. Therefore making peace with the facts as they are is much better than to fret over how imperfect these common human beings are, they were created to be fatally flawed humans!!!

NEW AGERS PERMANENTLY HIGH ON BULLSHIT,
DRINK THAT LOVELY NEW AGE POISON / LIES ASSHOLES

WHEN THE FUCK WILL NEW AGERS' BULLSHIT CATCH UP WITH REALITY?

uhhhm maybe stop being a bitter housewife, without a job escaping into the cyber-web for release and/or forget on new age forums. Get a job, get a degree, get into the real world, before the galactic federation of lies sucks you in completely.....

new age teenagers please join community programs promising actual progress with society after school hours if you are that fucking bored and have too little homework, AND too much time to troll on the internet without actually developing your mind for future use, frying it with new age crap too soon.

as for the others who have no other reason to be on new age forums, poisoning their minds with new age bullshit, and harassing other people online because of it AND ALSO saving their money to buy new age shit or donating MONEY to a fake JESUS, like the Sananda FROG OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIES... man what the fuck is wrong with you guys? You can kiss him, but he won't turn into a Prince or give you your time and money back -- that is a guarantee!!!

STOP GIVING CULT LEADERS ORGASMS BY BEING STUPID AS FUCK BY KNEELING IN FRONT OF THEIR GODS WHICH THEY IMPERSONATE FOR KICKS

I am sure there is a lot of better ways to use your time and money to make a real difference in life OUTSIDE of the NEW AGE WHIRLPOOL of oblivion.

YOU WANT TO LIVE AND MAKE A CHANGE? LIVE, DON'T WAIT ON A CULT PROMISING YOU LIFE ONE DAY DUE TO CERTAIN COMPROMISES YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE.

NEW AGE HOLLYWOOD - SCARY SHIT

I just saw the movie called "The Invitation" (2015).

It is about a mother and father who grieves the loss of their son.

Each of them tries to deal with their pain in a different way.

The mother seeks unconventional help, seeing joining a cult as the answer to her grief.

The father seems to go on with his life, a desire to not be stuck in the past, he even gets a new girlfriend and abandons the house where he lived with is wife and son before tragedy befell them.

The difference between the mother and father is that the father of the deceased son actually faces his pain, and accept it for what it is and in so doing manages to move on slowly. The mother however gets a new boyfriend, but he only manages to keep her stuck in her past grief.

Thus the mother of the deceased son, refuses to go on with her life or to face her pain in a healthy way - instead she joins a cult where they tell her that everything is pretty and lovely once she leaves this material world and rejoins with her son on the other side.

The whole story ends up being a creepy story told about CULT recruitment.

The mother is led to believe that what they are doing isn't murder but releasing people from the material world to "ascend" in the spiritual dimension, by "inviting them" to a "peaceful culling" - where they are supposed to drink wine laced with poison intended to bring about a "peaceful death", as if just going to sleep in one world and waking up in another.

But the father of the child soon finds out that what these people are doing is some fucked up trick to kill them all, instead of just being invited to a dinner to catch up with his estranged wife who came back from Mexico with new weird friends.

Their plan doesn't work out to kill them with poison, and it ends up in a bloodbath, almost chainsaw massacre style and they all die violent deaths...except for the father and his new girlfriend, but when they made it alive outside of the house of horror which they were trapped in by maniacal cultists wanting to kill them for a "new world in another dimension", they see that the entire town has been recruited by this cult to join in this "culling" for a "new world", but all of them turn into horror houses filled with screams and bloodshed.

BOTTOM LINE: You will get this and see the correlation between new age bullshit, and their belief which they had in 2012 that we were all going to die in the material world and embrace our spiritual bodies in the fifth dimension for a NEW HEAVEN ON EARTH.

I don't know who the director or writer is but damn did it struck a nerve regarding the endless "harrowing" of NEW AGE BULLSHIT. 

PRETTY SHIT, WITH ALL THE GOOD INTENTIONS USUALLY SINISTER SHIT TURNING NASTY. 

This is exactly what the NEW AGE MOVEMENT is all about PERVERSION OF SPIRITUAL REALITIES AND UNDERSTANDING.

fuck the intergalactic federation of lies and their mission standing for the absolute destruction of minds 

a "zombiepocalypse" is what these retards really want

NEW AGE WAVES OF INDIGO CHILDREN

Children are born with a greater awareness these days?

Highly doubtful, but that is what the new age nutters would like you to believe that in each passing age or new wave of awareness, souls are born with a greater capacity for mental awareness or spiritual consciousness.

If children were born with a greater awareness since the 90s why do they turn out to be hateful, judgmental assholes? Or couch potatoes, who believe that the world will change by itself? Or drug addicts plagued by trauma and personal trauma? Deadbeat daddies?  The list goes on an on ... the longer you live outside of the new age bubble, the clearer you see that throughout the ages nothing changes, humanity stays the same - - the same sorrows and unresolved problems prevails.

FUCK TEENAGERS - WHY? THESE SHITHEADS ARE ALL THE SAME - CAUGHT UP IN ATTITUDES OF ADULT CHILDREN.

AND NOW, AS ALWAYS,  WE HAVE A SOCIETY BRINGING UP LITTLE NARCISSISTS TO SET FORTH THE CULTURE OF SOCIOPATHY - PEOPLE WHO LIE TO THEMSELVES AND OTHERS. REINCARNATION IS SUPPOSED TO BREAK KARMIC TOXICITIES AND NOT SET IT FORTH.

YEAH SUCK ON THE LAST PICTURE NEW AGE FUCKERS!!!
IF SOULS ARE BORN WITH GREATER AWARENESS NOW, WHY ARE THEY BECOMING TEENAGE ISIS TERRORISTS?
THERE'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WITH HUMANITY!!!!
I WILL END THIS POST WITH A "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"

NEW AGERS AND QUANTUM PHYSICS

I am getting sick of people quoting new age shit without actually living up to it.

For instance, this "we are all one, all energy is connected..." - type of crap they post on their facebook pages or on any other online forum trying to test the patience of people seeing right through their bullshit.

I have a question for these assholes - if everything is one, where the fuck is your respect for your fellow man? Until they actually put action to their words, and love others as they love themselves, they will continue to be nothing but irrelevant clowns.

To me quoting new age terminology is like making a narcissistic offer of manipulation - the fool who chooses to fall for it, wishes to be flattered by the lies of a charismatic conartist.

This not said out of jealous insecurity - but the fact that I have been on the receiving end of such bullshit. When you are gullible and setting out to explore the world, you usually go at it with an open heart instead of an open mind, only after the experience of an open heart being victimized does the mind truly open.

So these new age shits, gets hundreds of comments on their facebook page telling them what BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE these fuckers are, exactly falling into the conartist's motherfucking trap.

Seemingly these blind followers of new age "gurus" don't think they are beautiful themselves or have the savvy to inspire themselves. This type of unawareness of self-empowerment is then left open to be exploited by hungry as fuck NEW AGE WOLVES in sheep's clothing.

Let's get back to the point of their claims of "loving" others as themselves, or the whole Namaste claptrap being used to lure in unsuspecting  victims to play their wicked mind games. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU LOVE ANOTHER AS YOURSELF IF YOUR ONLY AIM IS TO EXPLOIT AND BULLSHIT THEM? 

With the above said, if we apply new age reasoning - if you love someone in that way, then you like to be consistently BULLSHITTED, manipulated and conned yourself. As if being a slave to your own fucking lies, because that shit is just to good to give up, these self-delusions believed is like a drug to a new age "guru"... the drug is then fueled or strengthened by the fact that other assholes buy into their delusions of self.

These retards don't operate from a stance of self-knowledge or self-awareness, therefore they aren't close to being real spiritual teachers.

BOTTOMLINE: IF THERE ARE REAL ANGELS OUT THERE, THESE FAKERS BETTER WATCH OUT, THEIR JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING, MAYBE NOT IN THIS DIMENSION, BUT MAYBE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION OF EXISTENCE OR A NEXT LIFE OF REINCARNATION. AFTER ALL THE ROAD TO HELL IS ALWAYS PAVED BY GOOD INTENTIONS.

PS: KEEP IN MIND - "hell is full of good meanings, but heaven is full of good works".

AND NOW FOR A NEW AGE BULLSHIT GENERATOR 

LAUGH:

"Self power embraces the barrier of brains" _