GO AWAY NEW AGE, YOU ARE DRUNK - GREED IS STILL ALIVE AND HUNGRY

When you are on vacation, in the year of 2016, at the Ocean, and you just happen to walk into a Bohemian shop full of NEW AGE SHIT, it just hits you:

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE NEW AGE ASSHOLES FOOLING?

The one that owns the shop couldn't stop talking about her "rose bud" as in "asshole", and how well this very EXPENSIVE but cheap cloth covers her ass.

Well isn't that something, what the fuck did she just say?

If she didn't make clothing EXPENSIVE AS FUCK, she wouldn't have had her ASS COVERED, is in the material sense yes?!

Well, While walking through the shop and seeing all the BUDDHAS and other new agey junk that was being sold, I was particularly fixated on the clothing.

I was thinking to myself:

"WELL here we have a LOVEY DOVEY NEW AGE SHITHEAD; SELLING CLOTHES FOR MORE THAN IT IS WORTH; without giving it away for FREE, like a GOOD LOVE AND LIGHTER is supposed to do just to PROVE they are serious about UNCONDITIONAL LOVE for ALL".

My grandmother who went with me to this shop, asked me "Are you still doing yoga"? I told her no, because I want to do my nails each month, and if I have to do both each month, I would have to pay a Thousand grand each month extra.

I mean why aren't these fucks giving YOGA classes for free? Why not teach everybody to have some type of "CHI-"harmony inside of their bodies, why not teach everyone how to breathe for free?

I bought the yoga mat and the clothing, worth 2 times one month's pay for yoga class - and bought the clothing at the YOGA class, still, it hits me now - WHY AREN'T THESE NEW AGE fucks giving these things away for FREE, if they love humanity so much, and want to help all types of needy - from spiritual to financial?

The woman from the clothing shop went on about how she is selling shit on facebook too - clearly this NEW AGE bullshit is just a money making business, more than anything else, it is there to exploit people who wants a "otherworldly" thrill only to get a "worldly thrill".

Going into a new age shop or new age yoga class is just like going to Christian Church - why? Because you pay them money for cheap service.

I found this website listing risks of yoga practice amongst others being that of:

 • 76% of long-term meditators experience psychological disorders -- including 26% nervous breakdowns.
• 63% experience serious physical complaints.
• 70% recorded a worsening ability to concentrate.
• Researchers found a startling drop in honesty among long-term meditators.

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOGA MASTERS LOVE MONEY MORE THAN YOGA

WELL FUCK THAT SHIT

NEW AGE DECLENSION

So I see new agers piss and cry about the troubles of the world, but they won't do shit to make it better.

They would rather moan than make a positive impact around them.

As one of my new agey "teachers" claimed she was a REAL WITCH WITH POWERS, it has been six years since our paths split because of her bullshit - but that is another story for another time.

Anyhow - I was thinking to myself, why not INBOX the bitch on facebook and tell her "stop your complaining about global warming and political mayhem and just wave your magic fucking wand yes?!"

But I had enough self-control to NOT do it and withhold myself from further embarrassment by absolutely not interacting with her.

And the shit you read on facebook "YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH JUST AS YOU ARE"; "God loves you just as you are", "you don't need to change to be loved and accepted" - is all complete bullshit. Why?

I don't know, maybe God didn't put us on this earth to JUST SIT BACK, wait to be loved and respected by DOING ABSOLUTELY fucking nothing. Let's face it, nobody would really love and respect GOD if he was not really an ACTIVE ingredient in their daily living, now would they? If they don't see miracles or experience GOD personally, they will never truly believe.

Point being made - I don't believe for one second, we are here to stagnate, to not better ourselves in any way, to not grow, to not explore, aspire or dream and hope to be something more than what we already are, or how we came here before our "spiritual learning" started to take off on this plane.


I don't agree with such an ideology, to be comfortable and accepting of WHAT YOU ALREADY ARE, by not seeking to improve or grow at all beyond that state of being.

I mean how can people dream of bringing change about when they are not truly willing to change themselves? 

Thing is new agers get stuck in a role playing dilemma, they believe they are different, but do SHIT ABOUT IT, to prove same. For new agers to truly grow, is for them to step out of "role playing" into facing being human, and how that has worked so far. If you constantly think you are better than other humans, you will never see the true sore eating away at the core of the problem.

There is no fucking new age ascension as long as new agers are of the opinion that they are ascended and that others are below them, if they are not willing to meet humanity halfway. Especially not if they continue to think they don't have to change into a REAL HUMAN, before change can come about.

This brings me to my last point in this post - "loving and accepting things as they are"; well who fucked up that saying any more than a delusional new ager or a religious nut hey? As if, let shit happen, sit back and watch, don't get involved, "you are good enough as you are in a state of humanity's overall inertia", being "apathetic" to the happenings around you, because "God loves a spineless human being who can't stand up for an actual cause"... I am ranting, because a new ager and religious person, can't be distinguished from brainless, "lifeless" albeit animated Zombies in my opinion.

I don't know, I just think seeing is believing, people who talk about bringing change but leaving the world the same way they found it, shouldn't be taken serious without serious skepticism. New Agers are like Politicians, preaching about CHANGE, but truly loving the world as it is, by doing jackshit about the things they complain about all day long. 

I mean who doesn't love CO2 that cars emit, without carbon-dioxide plants won't be able to make oxygen for greedy assholes, who live to operate on abuse YOU KNOW... ?! 

(GLOBAL WARMING AND CLIMATE CHANGE PUN INTENDED)

FOR SOME REASON HUMANS LIKE LIVING WITH THEIR HEADS STUCK FAR UP THEIR ASSES, AND NEW AGERS CAN'T SEEM TO REALIZE THAT - IF THEY DID THEIR ROOT CHAKRAS WOULD BE UNBLOCKED TO COME TO THIS REALIZATION, TAKING THE 360 DEGREE CHI ROUTE DIRECTLY FROM ASS STRAIGHT TO THEIR THIRD EYE CHAKRA.

sorry to break it to ya